LOG OUT

To be on the safe side we recommend the LOG OUT, a handy and easy
to understand manual entitled "How to become a thief in 10 steps" with
detailed instructions on how to get caught - guaranteed. Rewarded with
a ´shop ban´, you will be safe for at least 12 months.
To be repeated as often as necessary.
The more you use it, the more
effective it gets!

 
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